Chloe, I live in England. I'm studying Dance, Theatre, English literature and psychology. I'm usually in the mood for a chat.

guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

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I want this on a shirt.

Please, I want this on underwear

trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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“Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it.”

– Johnny Knoxville  (via cultivate-solitude)

crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

m-i-s-o:

Miso : Home-Made Tattoos : twin flowers for Milly : Melbourne 2014.

m-i-s-o:

Miso : Home-Made Tattoos : twin flowers for Milly : Melbourne 2014.

nikkiimarchy:

catseverywhere:

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”

nikkiimarchy:

catseverywhere:

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”